Yep. This is me. A 56 years old tattooed lady .
Here it is (again). it’s not too much to see though :)
One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.
the rock is a gift
I may be a terrible human being but at least I’m cute.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let’s pretend we had one.
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
New tattoo soon it will be a tardis on my leg.
If this is who I think it is. You know how much I suck. And how I am just kind of terrible to everyone around me.
asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal
sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them
well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal
Avengers Photoset #38
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
Hahahahah yep(via thelonely001)